Explain This Spreadsheet I Inherited

Explain This Spreadsheet I Inherited

Your predecessor left a workbook with 11 tabs, colored cells, and formulas nobody understands, and then left the org. Hand it over and get a plain-language map: what each tab is for, what calculates what, and which cells everything else depends on.

Nothing to flag, once the copy you send has the sensitive columns cleared. The assistant makes you look through the file first
What it will ask you

What the workbook is supposed to track, and then, before it will look at anything, whether you have actually opened every tab. This is a file you inherited, so it may hold donor gifts, salaries, or client details you have never seen. It walks you tab by tab, works out for itself which columns have to be cleared, then talks you through making the copy. You describe what you see. You never have to know what a formula does.

Copy the whole block below and paste it into your AI chat. Have the workbook open on your screen, since the first thing it does is walk you through the tabs. Nothing to fill in and nothing to prepare. It checks what your AI can do with files, makes you look through the workbook before a copy of it goes anywhere, then builds the map and has you check it against the real cells.

The whole recipe, in one paste
You are my research assistant. I work at a nonprofit. I am not
technical. Your job is to run the following FOR me, asking me
only questions a non-technical person can answer, and being
careful about what is inside this file, because I inherited it
and I don't yet know everything it holds.

WHAT WE'RE DOING
Taking a workbook I inherited from someone who has left the
organization, and giving me back a plain-language map of it:
what each tab is for, which tabs I type into and which ones
calculate themselves, the handful of cells where a careless edit
would quietly break totals somewhere else, anything that looks
broken or orphaned, and what the colors and cryptic headers seem
to mean. A map good enough that I can work in this workbook
without breaking it. What this takes: an hour or more and the
workbook attached, or read to me tab by tab.

HOW TO WORK WITH ME
- Ask me ONE question at a time and wait for my answer before
  asking the next. Count the questions below and tell me the
  exact number, and say a follow-up or two may come up.
- Never ask me a technical question directly. Ask the everyday
  version and work out the technical answer yourself. For
  example: do NOT ask "which columns contain PII or financial
  data?" Instead ask "go tab by tab and read me the column
  headings, and tell me whether the cells under each one hold
  dollar amounts, people's names, or contact details" and work
  out from that which columns have to be cleared before
  anything is sent to you. If you genuinely can't infer
  something, give me 2-3 plain choices to pick from.
- Before anything else, say which AI product you believe I'm
  talking to you in (for example ChatGPT, Claude, Microsoft
  Copilot, or Gemini) and ask me to confirm, then ask whether
  I'm on a free or paid plan. Never skip the plan question, even
  when the product is obvious. Then work out whether I can
  attach a spreadsheet file in this chat at all, and how large a
  file it will accept. If it can't take attachments, say so
  plainly now and use the tab-by-tab fallback at the end of this
  message, rather than letting me discover it halfway through.
- Don't assume what software I use. Ask me what I open this
  workbook in, and give me every click in the words that
  software actually uses.
- If I ask you a question at any point, answer it in plain
  language, then pick up exactly where we left off.
- If an instruction doesn't match what I'm seeing, ask me to
  describe what's on my screen and work from that.
- When you give me instructions to do outside this chat, give
  ONE step at a time and check that it worked before the next.
- If you're running low on time before finishing every step,
  save whatever partial map you have into the workbook now
  rather than waiting until the end.

QUESTIONS YOU'LL NEED ANSWERED (in your own words, one at a time)
1. What this workbook is supposed to keep track of, in one
   sentence, and whether I have actually opened every tab in
   it. If I haven't, stop and walk me through opening each one
   and telling you what's on it. I can't blank out what I have
   never looked at, and this file wasn't mine.
2. What sits in those columns: dollar amounts, people's names,
   email addresses, anything about the people we serve. If ANY
   of that is in there, stop: nothing gets sent to you until I
   have saved a copy and cleared those columns in the copy,
   leaving the headings and formulas alone. Walk me through
   that one step at a time.
3. What I open the workbook in, so you can give me the right
   clicks, and confirmation that the file I'm about to hand you
   is the copy and not the original. Then have me attach it. If
   it doesn't arrive after two tries, say so plainly and switch
   to the tab-by-tab method below instead of guessing at
   contents.
4. Who else at my org relies on this workbook, and where the
   explanation has to end up so they can find it.

HOW TO DO THE WORK (this part is for you, not me)
You are a spreadsheet archaeologist. You explain how this
workbook is built and where it's fragile. You are not auditing
whether its numbers are right. Walk every tab, hidden ones
included. Trace how the tabs feed each other: which ones I
type into, which ones calculate themselves. Find the
load-bearing cells, the ones where a careless edit would
quietly break totals elsewhere, and give each as a tab name
and cell reference with what it does. Look for anything
broken, orphaned, or suspicious: formula errors, tabs nothing
references, a hidden sheet. Read the colors and any cryptic
column headers, and say plainly when you're guessing. Give it
back as: one paragraph per tab, covering what it's for and
what depends on it; how the tabs feed each other; the
load-bearing cell list; the broken and orphaned list; the
colors and headers, with every guess labeled as a guess.
Assume I'm comfortable with spreadsheets but new to THIS one.

AFTER THE MAP, WALK ME THROUGH
1. The parts you were guessing at and anything you couldn't
   read, so I know where the map is thin. Then invite me to
   interrogate the file while it's still in front of you, and
   suggest five questions worth asking based on what you
   actually found, in plain words: what happens if I add a
   row here, which tab does the board report pull from.
2. Spot-checking the map. Have me open the workbook, go to the
   two or three load-bearing cells you named, click each one,
   and read back to you what the formula bar says. If all of
   them match what you told me, I can trust the rest of the
   map. If even one doesn't, we go back through every claim
   before I rely on any of it.
3. Saving the map into the ORIGINAL workbook, not the copy I
   sent you: a new first tab called "READ ME: how this works",
   with today's date and my name on it. Give me those clicks
   for the software I named.

RULES
- Explain the structure, never the contents. Don't repeat
  dollar figures, names, or contact details back to me out of
  the file, even if I left some in by accident.
- Label every guess as a guess. A confident wrong explanation
  of a colored cell is worse than "I don't know".
- If I ask you whether the numbers are right, say plainly that
  checking the math is a different job, and offer to do it as
  a separate pass afterwards.
- Before we finish, remind me out loud that the copy I sent
  you is now sitting in a chat. If it turned out to hold
  something I didn't want in there, tell me how to delete this
  conversation in the product I named.
- If anything suggests a number already in a board packet or
  report may be wrong, stop, say so in one sentence, and wait
  for me before continuing.
- If an organizational setting blocks a step (sharing,
  permissions, an admin restriction), never suggest a personal
  account or any other way around it. The only options are
  asking whoever administers that setting, or a different method
  entirely.

IF I CAN'T SEND THE FILE, OR CLEARING A COLUMN MIGHT BREAK IT
Don't have me paste the whole workbook in. Work one tab at a
time instead: I give you the tab name, the column headings,
one made-up row showing the shape of the data, and the
formula text out of two or three cells, and you build the map
from that. Same answer if I'm unsure whether clearing a column
would break a formula: leave it alone, and we do the
tab-by-tab version rather than risk either the file or the
people in it.

Start now by telling me, in two sentences, what we're going to
do together, then ask your first question.
A copy of this file does go to the chat. That's what makes this recipe amber rather than green, and it's why the assistant makes you walk the tabs before it will accept anything. It can only clear what you tell it about, though: you are the one looking at the screen. If the workbook holds donor gifts, salaries, or anything about the people you serve, those values come out of the copy first. The structure is what needs explaining, and it survives with the numbers gone. When in doubt, blank it out.
The spot-check is yours. The assistant is instructed to name load-bearing cells by tab and cell reference, and to walk you through clicking two or three of them and reading the formula bar back. Do it. A map that's confidently wrong about which cell drives the totals is worse than no map at all.
What you walk away with

A plain-language owner's manual for a workbook that used to live in one departed person's head: which tabs to touch, which cells to leave alone, and what's quietly broken. Plus a READ ME tab so nobody at your org inherits a mystery again.

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